Nov 20

Written by: RSouthard
11/20/2009 6:00 AM

Ok, so it’s another wacky Friday. Maybe this post should have come out last week on the 13th. As you read this keep in mind the old ANNIE OAKLEY FRANK BUTLER and Chorus song that many of us sang as children of anything you can do I can do better. Below is a version I would sing loud and sing proud to any of our competitors.

 
Anything you can source,
we can source better.
We can source anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, We can. No, you can't.
Yes, We can. No, you can't.
Yes, We can.
Yes, we can!

Anything you can buy
we can by cheaper.
Sooner not later
we’ll be sourcing cheaper than you.

No, you can’t. Yes, We do.
No, you won’t. Yes, we will.
No, you can’t! Yes, we do
yes, we are!

We can locate many more qualified suppliers
with a single mouse click.
We can locate new sources
with our supplier query tool.
As a result
We can drive lower savings than you.

Anything you can buy
we can buy cheaper.
We can buy anything
cheaper than you.

Pricing just fell Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty!
No, they didn’t!
Yes, they did,
Yes, they did!

Any spec that you have
we have more tenfold.
So we can source anything
easier than you.

No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, We can. (LOUDER) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, We can. (LOUDER) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, WE do. (Full volume) 

We are just much better than you

No, you’re not.
Yes, we are No, you aren’t.
Yes, we are No, you aren't.
Yes, we are
Yes, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are.  No, you’re CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T
CA-A-A-A-N!
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

We win. Yes you do! Yes you do! Yes you do!

We look forward to and appreciate your comments if you can.

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